Pat Rice (@pzr)

Champaign, Illinois

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @pzr ever

Recent tweets

The list of body parts that hurt is getting longer. #whine

via Twitter for Mac

Tried to spend money at Wal-Mart; failed.

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“The prime minister’s last name, it turns out, sounds like an Arabic slang word for penis.”

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Jennifer’s watching a video in which there is much cussing.

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Thinking Jarling’s might have been a better choice. The staff at Cozy’s lack urgency.

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Call from UNKNOWN on the iPhone just now. “Maybe somebody wants to buy the Explorer,” thought I. Alas, no. Just phone spam.

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I grow weary of telling Facebook to sort by date.

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“Electrical fences, barbed wire, and pointy spikes are prohibited in all residential districts.” Darn.

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Mildly annoyed by @cumtd 7W operator smoke break at IETW. Had to exit the bus & walk up to Bradley to be sure of catching the 9B. #grumble

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Bad developer. Everybody gets a donut, except him.

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The youth are moving slowly this morning. If I miss the 4E bus because of them, I shall be rather annoyed.

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I don’t do chain letters.

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Perhaps tonight I will sleep until the alarm goes off. Unlike last night. Or, for that matter, most nights.

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@CUMTD Didn’t get a turn bus. (Maybe next time.) But the one that did show up was nicely air-conditioned. #buslove

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CUMTD

Looks like the 9B is running 13 minutes behind schedule. Hoping @cumtd drops in a turn bus….

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“Today ten years have passed since A New Kind of Science was published.” Shameful(?) confession: I still haven’t read it.

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Sure are a lot of losers & weirdos at Wal-Mart today…um…wait a minute….

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Watching Fringe. Not really trying to understand.

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Wondering why iTunes felt the need to download a new version of San Jacinto, by Peter Gabriel. Was there something wrong with the old one?

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iPhone reports numerous missed calls from Washington. More phone spam, bleagh.

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Excuses that only work when other people use them: “Making it work sensibly would’ve taken more time than I was given for this project.”

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“It works in RubeGoldberg 2.2 but will not autocompile freeway buttmonkey merge svn commitshare javahunk.” http://t.co/177H3Ouf

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Meanwhile, in Champaign: high-school students realize that “Gee, teacher, I think I saw a gun just now” will get them the afternoon off.

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“The build that finished at 8am yesterday doesn’t include the change I committed at noon yesterday. WHY NOT?”

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